Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Illinois wins the rose bowl

Boy, what do I know. I thought the Illini were going to get thumped. No way! I love this post from Kamp Krusty. I don't know who he is, but I like the way he thinks. In a nutshell, he says:

Last night, a rival team from another university scored a LOT more football points! I booed this, heartily!

Fortunately, since universities remain, ostensibly, educational institutions, there is another score to consider! The University of Illinois' libary contains more than 10 MILLION BOOKS! The University of Southern California has FOUR million! That's a pretty big spread!

Football points favored USC by 32.

Final Cumulative Score: Illinois wins by 5,999,968! Oskee-wow-wow!

Many thanks to Randy for pointing this out.

5 comments:

MR said...

...in other news, General George Custer was discovered alive and well today...

Tom said...

Are you trying to tell me that Harvard is the National Champ?

dan said...

I'm just sayin'....

Brian said...

Two notes of clarification.

1. Krusty is actually an old church of god guy from assumption, IL. I consider him a friend.

2. If I'm remembering right, Illinois has the largest undergrad library period. Illinois beats Harvard! Go Illini!

dan said...

Brian,
Interesting. I noticed Krusty has your link on his sidebar. My first Sunday School teacher (as an adult) was from the same church he's from. Small world.

And... YEH, ILLINI!!!