Friday, February 16, 2007

No guitar, no ecuminism, no key

A WEIRD DREAM
This morning when I woke up I was dreaming that we were getting ready for a worship service, but it was in the gymnasium where I went to high school (which isn't a high school anymore, but it would be an awesome church building). At first I was outside, and all these people were showing up. I remember Isaac's new bass player was there (Ben, I think), whom I've only met once, and he and his little brother got out of the back seat of an old Dodge Omni being driven by their dad. There were a bunch of the people I used to know when I lived in Buda. And kids out the wazoo. I was feeling pretty good because all these people were showing up (not at all like a real Sunday morning). But then... I started to freak out. I went to get my guitar, and I couldn't find my office. At first I was fairly cool about it, but eventually ended up running around like a chicken with my head cut off. I ran into the gym, and it was like a circus with people all over - the pep band was even set up in the bleachers. But no guitar. Finally I ran into Dave Ballinger - who pastors a church in Huntington - and he asked what was wrong. I told him, and he said he could take me to my office. Instead he took me to HIS office and offered to give me his guitar - which was way cool - but I declined because for the first time in my life I felt a real attachment to the guitar I currently use.

I woke up when it was 10:02 in my dream - which is the time we start our gathering. This is a recurring dream where I can't find my guitar and it's time for church to start, but this is the first time it's been in my old hometown. More coffee, please.

CHURCHES WORKING TOGETHER

Yesterday I got really hacked off at another pastor. We have a young couple that wants me to marry them but our sanctuary isn't big enough. I called a Methodist church nearby and asked about renting/using their facility... and the guy said 'no.' The reason I called there is because I've actually used it for a wedding before. But he said that was when a different pastor was there, and they didn't really want to have people using their building who weren't a part of their church. I was speechless. Dumbfounded. I somehow ended the conversation, and then started to get mad. Like, geezaree... if churches can't even work together on stuff like this......... I dunno, I probably should just shut up and forget about it. It still makes me mad.

LOCKED OUT
I forgot all about being locked out of the house. When Jane and I got back from San Diego, we got a ride from the airport to our house, they dropped us off, and the doors were locked. No problem, I thought, I have a key hidden. But... for some reason the key I had hidden wasn't a house key! Still, no problem. I had given the neighbors a key. Ahh, but they weren't home. Fortunately I knew of a window that wasn't locked, so I ended up crawling through the window and getting us inside finally. It's really the only way this trip could have ended. Just more fun.

11 comments:

Unknown said...

And as you dropped into the house from the window, the burglar says "hey, I'm working this side of the street, Mac."

The Methodists are afraid you'll vandalize their church. We'll get them back at their next fish fry.

Robin said...

I can't share my dream from last night, but it was way better than yours ;). I wonder what a dream interpreter would say about your recurring theme....

Yeah, territorialness of "building" has GOT to grieve God.....something dreadfully wrong with that picture :/.

Our only unlocked windows are on the second story (hope there are no Tennessee blogger/burglars who read your blog). Wasn't it pouring down snow when you got home? Which had to have added to the fun of crawling through the window.

MR said...

So you hid your key in your neighbor's birdseed?

I'll dig it up, you cut it open.

dan said...

Mike/MR,
It's funny that you should mention the methodist's fish fry, because I actually had a flyer hangind on our bulletin board for their fish fry - and I took it down after getting mad. How's that for mature? :)

And... thanks for the Seinfeld reference. Haven't had one of those for awhile.

dan said...

Robin,
Thanks for keeping the blog clean. And, in case any burglars are reading - I don't "normally" keep a window unlocked, but I'm glad I'd forgotten to lock that one.

MR said...

Well I can certainly understand not wanting to break bread (or fish stick) where you don't feel welcome. And it's hard to interpret that as anything but the cold shoulder.

I'd keep the flyer, I'm already building a big birthday cake float around my car. (read: Animal House)

Anonymous said...

Dan, Are you SURE you can't get Robin to share some of her dream!!!

dan said...

Frank,
Mmm... I don't think I wanna touch this subject. Maybe if you tickled her toes or something she might email ya. :)

Robin said...

You're bringing my FEET into this? Ha! You're a wise man Dan.

Get this, though...after I posted my comment here, I dreamed about one of the bloggers I read regularly (nothing "spicy") and in the same dream George W. and I were chummy. A blogger/stranger/friend, Dubya and me...go figure. I must've had something strange for dinner.

Frank, I only "spill" my dream contents to other bloggers ;). Where's your site?

dan said...

I've been trying to get Frank to get a blog for years. I bet he's got one now!!! :)

And, Robin, having a dream with George W. in it might be classified a nightmare. I would be worried.

Robin said...

Wanna hear something that's even weirder? Dubya's in town today...here...talkin' healthcare.

I wasn't invited.

(I'm using the Blogger ID b/c my feet NEED to be pictured in these comments;) ).