Friday, April 06, 2007

A political question

Candidate 1 says to candidate 2: “Will you be running as a Democrat or a Republican?”

Candidate 2: “Oh, I’m not a Capitalist at all. I’m a Christian.”

Candidate 1: “How on earth will you fund your campaign?”

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Jesus is on the ticket, he's a republican ;).

dan said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I may have to delete that comment.

MR said...

Hahaha... poor Dan. That's what you get for leaving the doors open, all these republicans wander in.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Alas, Jesus wasn't born in the US, so he couldn't run at all, no? (wink)

Peace,
Jamie

Tom said...

I'll toss a few dollars your way, Dan.

dan said...

What? Jesus wasn't born in the US? I supposed next you'll try to tell me he wasn't white!

I may HAVE to run just to straighten you people out.

:)