What would Jesus do...

Um... yeah. When asked 'what would Jesus do,' Jim Nicholson from the Boar's Head Tavern said:

“Let’s see: Jessus would wander around Palestine for a few years, gather a small band of followers, talk to God as if He were in the same room, express his exasperation with people regularly and at times to the point of physical violence, piss the authorities off, die in agony in a horrible public execution, and then mysteriously disappear from his tomb. So which part of that do you think applies here?”

HT: Randy