This is the internet

I just now finally got back online. Our internet went out last night, and I called it in this morning. The guy finally called - it was funny... I answered the phone and he said, "This is the internet." I almost busted a gut, but I was able to maintain. Anyway, he said the tower was froze, or something. For all you city folk, I get my internet signal off the top of a grain bin. It does look cold up there.