I now know what my problem is

I am still trying to adjust to the 'feel' of my new eyeglasses. I went back again yesterday to have them adjusted once again. From the beginning they have been crooked on my head (slant down on the left side) and the earpiece doesn't stay in place on my right ear. The lady yesterday finally explained to me what my problem is: My head is crooked. My one ear sits higher and closer to the front of my face than my other ear, and my eyebrows aren't the same. So I think I'm just going to blame everything on that from now on. "Sorry, it's not my fault... My head is crooked." Besides the fact that I still don't know if I'm right-handed or left-handed. Yes, my friends, I am messed up. And I'm okay with that. At least my glasses are staying up on my face now.