Jesus poop

So... I have to share a story about the youngest grandchild. And I heard it second or third-hand, so this may not be exactly how it went...

Anyway, "C" is in kindergarten at a private Lutheran School. His parents got a note home the other day - on both sides of a piece of paper - sharing how he had gotten in trouble at school that day.

The kids were practicing in the adjacent church building for the upcoming Christmas program. It is alleged that "C" thought it would be funny to, every time they were supposed to say "Jesus," say "poop" instead...

His mother asked him what on earth would make him do that. He answered something to the effect, "Well... everybody thought it was really funny." :)

It gets worse...

Apparently one of the teachers - who wasn't his teacher, and he says he didn't know her because she had on sweatpants because she'd just had leg surgery or something - yelled at him to come and sit by her. He wouldn't do it. So when she got up to get him... he took off running! And "C's" older sisters says, "Yeah, and the teacher was hobbling after him because her one leg is still sore!"

I can picture this whole thing in my mind perfectly. Little blonde-haired "C" running through this magnificent old church building because he said "poop" every time he was supposed to say "Jesus," and a one-legged lady in hot pursuit!

I guess she finally caught up with him. This time. That boy, though... He is the cutest, sweetest thing on earth, but he is also a little sh*t. He will be lucky to not get kicked out of this school. Which isn't funny... but it also kind of is. :)